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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | Mar 30 4:19pm
In reply to @kamama94 "Stolen from Louie (who probably borrowed it from Someone Else): Picture this: A pandemic is unleashed..." + (show)
@kamama94

Stolen from Louie (who probably borrowed it from Someone Else):

Picture this: A pandemic is unleashed by ticks that live on and around the mouths of alpacas. Global chaos ensues. The disease wipes out 99% of humanity, and the desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland

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That is the most pathetic thing I've heard in a long time. AND
I mean that as a sincere compliment!!!

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Mar 31 4:26pm

Just before sweet potatoes are mashed, they become very quiet. This is known as the silence of the yams.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Apr 1 12:34am
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@kamama94

Just before sweet potatoes are mashed, they become very quiet. This is known as the silence of the yams.

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That is SOOOOO
BAD!!

I love it !

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itchyd | @itchyd | Apr 1 7:29pm

Dad joke:

Why don't ants ever get sick.

Because they have little anty bodies.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Apr 1 7:36pm
In reply to @kamama94 "Stolen from Louie (who probably borrowed it from Someone Else): Picture this: A pandemic is unleashed..." + (show)
@kamama94

Stolen from Louie (who probably borrowed it from Someone Else):

Picture this: A pandemic is unleashed by ticks that live on and around the mouths of alpacas. Global chaos ensues. The disease wipes out 99% of humanity, and the desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland

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Sounds like a lot of Scott R L's jokes.🤣

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itchyd | @itchyd | Apr 1 11:33pm

BAD JOKE:

Daffy Duck & Elmer Fudd break into a distillery and Daffy says to Elmer, "Is this whiskey?"
Elmer says, " Yeth, but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank."

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cindiwass | @cindiwass | Apr 2 6:08pm
In reply to @kamama94 "@joaf37, I had to laugh at "stand up comic." You had no way to know this..." + (show)
@kamama94

@joaf37, I had to laugh at "stand up comic." You had no way to know this but I'm in a wheelchair and can only stand a few seconds to transfer. I make a lot of jokes about it to people.

1. I can't stand such-and-such. But I can't stand anything more than a couple of seconds.

2. Well, I made a mistake. I sit corrected.

3. If I were Custer, I would've made my last sit.

4. I understand. . . literally.

Yes, I know I have a weird sense of humor.

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I like your attitude. I am going to try and make up a few jokes about my miserable condition...to make me laugh and other people laugh as well...

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cindiwass | @cindiwass | Apr 2 6:11pm
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@my44

It's the same reason that a 1/2 truth plus a 1/2 truth doesn't equal the whole truth.

1/2 truth + 1/2 truth = whole lie

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cute...

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cindiwass | @cindiwass | Apr 2 6:15pm
In reply to @jakedduck1 "@scottrl Well, you get an E for effort Scott but that's about it. I do appreciate..." + (show)
@jakedduck1

@scottrl
Well, you get an E for effort Scott but that's about it.
I do appreciate your contribution attempt.
Take care,
Jake

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I was thinking if he were a standup comedian, that joke would be a setup for the next joke, which I'd probably laugh at. 🙂

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