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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | Mar 24 1:46am

Dear Universe,
When I asked if the day could possibly get any worse,
it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 25 7:09am
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@shirleyrawlins

Dear Universe,
When I asked if the day could possibly get any worse,
it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

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Talk to the hand, Shirley: the universe isn't listening.

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Mar 25 9:14am

If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? Missile toe.

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Mar 25 9:15am

How many egomaniacs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. The egomaniac holds the light bulb while the world revolves around him.

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Mar 25 9:17am

Someone Else may have posted this already, but here goes anyway. . . Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.

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my44 | @my44 | Mar 26 1:34pm
In reply to @itchyd "One of the great unsolved mathematical mysteries is why Half-and-Half isn't whole milk." + (show)
@itchyd

One of the great unsolved mathematical mysteries is why Half-and-Half isn't whole milk.

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It's the same reason that a 1/2 truth plus a 1/2 truth doesn't equal the whole truth.

1/2 truth + 1/2 truth = whole lie

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Jody aka mojo244 | @mojo244 | Mar 27 6:57am

What do you call a sleep walking Catholic Nun?

A Roman Catholic, A Roman Catholic 😂🤪

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Scott R L | @scottrl | Mar 28 6:44pm

There was a western on TV the other night, about adventures on a cattle drive. I asked my wife if she'd watch it with me. Neither of us had seen it before.

She asked, "Do you think it's any good?"

I replied, "Well, it can't be bad. It has all-steer cast..."

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Leonard | @jakedduck1 | Mar 28 8:20pm
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@scottrl

There was a western on TV the other night, about adventures on a cattle drive. I asked my wife if she'd watch it with me. Neither of us had seen it before.

She asked, "Do you think it's any good?"

I replied, "Well, it can't be bad. It has all-steer cast..."

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@scottrl
Well, you get an E for effort Scott but that's about it.
I do appreciate your contribution attempt.
Take care,
Jake

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shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | Mar 28 9:07pm

I don't know about you, but
I don't have any more passwords
left in me.

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