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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | Feb 14 9:30pm

It's ok not to get a Valentine on Valentine's Day;
I didn't get a groundhog on groundhog's day.

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soarus57 | @soarus57 | Feb 19 8:03am

Went for my colonoscopy yesterday. The waiting room music was only one song played over and over. It was "The long and winding road."

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covidstinks2023 | @covidstinks2023 | Feb 19 10:47am
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@soarus57

Went for my colonoscopy yesterday. The waiting room music was only one song played over and over. It was "The long and winding road."

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That's hilarious! TY for sharing that.

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shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | Feb 26 4:58pm

Sorry this is so long, but it's so good.
1. I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.**
2. I decided to stop calling the bathroom the "John" and renamed it the "Jim". I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
3. Old age is coming at a really bad time.**
4. The biggest lie I tell myself is: "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."**
5. I don't have gray hair; I have "wisdom highlights"! I'm just incredibly wise.**
6. Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.**
7. Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.**
8. At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.**
9. Actually, I'm not complaining because I am a Senger (Senior teenager). I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 80 years later. I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don't have a curfew. I have a driver's license and my own car. And I don't have acne. Life is great.
10. I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names. Now, I'm wondering: did I send this to you, or did you send it to me?

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itchyd | @itchyd | Feb 27 7:05am
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@shirleyrawlins

Sorry this is so long, but it's so good.
1. I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.**
2. I decided to stop calling the bathroom the "John" and renamed it the "Jim". I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
3. Old age is coming at a really bad time.**
4. The biggest lie I tell myself is: "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."**
5. I don't have gray hair; I have "wisdom highlights"! I'm just incredibly wise.**
6. Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.**
7. Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.**
8. At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.**
9. Actually, I'm not complaining because I am a Senger (Senior teenager). I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 80 years later. I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don't have a curfew. I have a driver's license and my own car. And I don't have acne. Life is great.
10. I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names. Now, I'm wondering: did I send this to you, or did you send it to me?

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Love your #2, Shirley!

Uh, what I mean is, I love your 2nd witty comment.

I would elaborate, but I feel the "Jim" calling!

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Feb 27 7:33am

@shirleyrawlins, thanks for posting - I needed some laughter and there hasn't been much funny stuff here lately. I've been sick and was starting to wonder if others have been also.

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shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | Feb 27 12:44pm
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@kamama94

@shirleyrawlins, thanks for posting - I needed some laughter and there hasn't been much funny stuff here lately. I've been sick and was starting to wonder if others have been also.

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Hope you're feeling better

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itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 1 7:56am
In reply to @kamama94 "@shirleyrawlins, thanks for posting - I needed some laughter and there hasn't been much funny stuff..." + (show)
@kamama94

@shirleyrawlins, thanks for posting - I needed some laughter and there hasn't been much funny stuff here lately. I've been sick and was starting to wonder if others have been also.

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Hugs to you, Madame Butterfly!

Hope you're feeling better.

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Mar 1 9:32am
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@itchyd

Hugs to you, Madame Butterfly!

Hope you're feeling better.

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Have forgotten how to send private message.

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darleneporter | @darleneporter | Mar 1 6:53pm

I really appreciate the laughs, been to a funeral, so sad, thank you for putting joy in my life

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