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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Feb 5 2:02pm

How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it.

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sisyphus | @sisyphus | Feb 5 5:42pm
In reply to @kamama94 "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana." + (show)
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Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.

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Most like-wise statement, Kamama!

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Feb 5 6:27pm

Have you heard of the new sport called quiet tennis?
It's like regular tennis only without the racket.

(I love stupid dad jokes)

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Feb 6 12:10pm

I'm in hiding from exercise. I'm in the fitness protection program.

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Feb 9 12:31pm

What do you call an angry carrot?
A steamed vegetable.

< SorryNotSorry>

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shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | Feb 9 2:49pm

Person giving me directions: You can't miss it.
Me: You wanna bet?

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meryw | @meryw | Feb 10 8:31am
In reply to @jakedduck1 "SPERM COUNTING There was this guy that went to the doctor to get his sperm counted.The..." + (show)
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SPERM COUNTING

There was this guy that went to the doctor to get his sperm counted.The lady behind the desk handed him a jar and said, "Bring it back tomorrow, full." He says, "Okay, I'll be back tomorrow then."
Well he goes home and comes back the next day, and he hands the woman the jar. She says, "Nothing's in it." The man responds, "Well, I went home and I tried with my right hand and I tried with my left hand and nothing happend. I called my wife into the room, and she tried with her right hand and she tried with her left hand. Nothing still happend. Well, we called our neighbor and she came over, and she tried with her right hand ans she tried with her left hand, and still nothing happened.
And the woman behind the counter looked stunned and asked, "You asked your neighbor over to help you!?" And he says, "Yeah, we couldn't get the jar open."
Jake

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SO FUNNY! My head is definitely in the gutter though.

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Feb 13 2:27pm

I went to a really emotional wedding last week. Even the cake was in tiers.

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Scott R L | @scottrl | Feb 13 5:21pm
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I went to a really emotional wedding last week. Even the cake was in tiers.

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You would be too, if people cut you into little pieces!

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Feb 14 2:35pm

Where are the jokes from Everybody Else?

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