How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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APB:

"Be on the lookout for a group of escaped convex. They are believed to be hole up in a nearby con cave."

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Xmas Joke:

Q.) What's red, white & black and says, "Oh oh oh!" ?
A.) Santa walking backwards.

NOT my joke! (Blame Somebody Else for this one)

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@itchyd

True story. Just happened yesterday.

My wife and I were at a nature center.
They have a corn snake as a kind of mascot.
The snake's name is Phoenix, though that is not relevant to the story.

The center's naturalist explained that to feed the snake, they give him frozen dead mice (allowed to thaw before feeding).

I asked..."So, do you call them ... [wait for it] ... mice-cicles?"

The people in attendance chuckled, and the naturalist said, "No, but we probably should."

I bet they will now!

(I was going to post a photo of Phoenix and me getting acquainted, but I know a lot of people are phobic about snakes.)

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@scottrl

@itchyd

True story. Just happened yesterday.

My wife and I were at a nature center.
They have a corn snake as a kind of mascot.
The snake's name is Phoenix, though that is not relevant to the story.

The center's naturalist explained that to feed the snake, they give him frozen dead mice (allowed to thaw before feeding).

I asked..."So, do you call them ... [wait for it] ... mice-cicles?"

The people in attendance chuckled, and the naturalist said, "No, but we probably should."

I bet they will now!

(I was going to post a photo of Phoenix and me getting acquainted, but I know a lot of people are phobic about snakes.)

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Hi Scott!
😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣
Funny story!

BTW, I love snakes and all reptiles. So, don't be shy to share snake pix on my account.

Take care.
Itchy

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@itchyd

Xmas Joke:

Q.) What's red, white & black and says, "Oh oh oh!" ?
A.) Santa walking backwards.

NOT my joke! (Blame Somebody Else for this one)

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Who Else?

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In reply to @kamama94 "Who Else?" + (show)
@kamama94

No, Kamama.

NOT Who Else.
Who Else is tired of always getting blamed for Everybody Else's screwups.

Blame Somebody Else.

Please read more carefully next time.
Thank You - The management

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?
Tide.

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Apparently the best way to save someone from natural selection is to refuse to hold his beer.

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@itchyd

No, Kamama.

NOT Who Else.
Who Else is tired of always getting blamed for Everybody Else's screwups.

Blame Somebody Else.

Please read more carefully next time.
Thank You - The management

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Does this mean Nobody Else is to blame?

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@scottrl

@itchyd

True story. Just happened yesterday.

My wife and I were at a nature center.
They have a corn snake as a kind of mascot.
The snake's name is Phoenix, though that is not relevant to the story.

The center's naturalist explained that to feed the snake, they give him frozen dead mice (allowed to thaw before feeding).

I asked..."So, do you call them ... [wait for it] ... mice-cicles?"

The people in attendance chuckled, and the naturalist said, "No, but we probably should."

I bet they will now!

(I was going to post a photo of Phoenix and me getting acquainted, but I know a lot of people are phobic about snakes.)

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I would love to see your snake photo.

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