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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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itchyd | @itchyd | 1 day ago
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@kamama94

Cowboys used to hang lanterns from their stirrups to see the trail more easily when it was dark. This was the earliest form of saddle light navigation.

Thanks, Louie.

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Hit or myth joke:

Roy Rogers once resorted to using The Hounds of Zeus to help him pick up the scent of an especially elusive quarry.

As he was setting off to get the job done, Dale and Pat serenaded him with a rousing chorus of .... "🎵 Harpy trails to you!🎵"

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | 1 day ago
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@itchyd

Hit or myth joke:

Roy Rogers once resorted to using The Hounds of Zeus to help him pick up the scent of an especially elusive quarry.

As he was setting off to get the job done, Dale and Pat serenaded him with a rousing chorus of .... "🎵 Harpy trails to you!🎵"

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@itchyd ROFL

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shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | 1 day ago

Most bald people still own a comb.
They just can't part with it.

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itchyd | @itchyd | 16 hours ago
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@shirleyrawlins

Most bald people still own a comb.
They just can't part with it.

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The comic Gallagher, who was famously bald, used to have a line where he'd say, as he was doffing his cap, "Never let your Mom brush your hair when she's mad at your Dad!"

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itchyd | @itchyd | 16 hours ago
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@shirleyrawlins

Most bald people still own a comb.
They just can't part with it.

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Bald Black folks look at their combs and say, "I have a bone to pick with you!"

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itchyd | @itchyd | 15 hours ago
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@shirleyrawlins

Most bald people still own a comb.
They just can't part with it.

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One nice thing about being bald is I get a big discount from my phrenologist.

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itchyd | @itchyd | 15 hours ago
In reply to @shirleyrawlins "Most bald people still own a comb. They just can't part with it." + (show)
@shirleyrawlins

Most bald people still own a comb.
They just can't part with it.

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I started losing my hair when I was in my early 30s and found it to be quite dis-tressing.

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shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | 9 hours ago
In reply to @itchyd "The comic Gallagher, who was famously bald, used to have a line where he'd say, as..." + (show)
@itchyd

The comic Gallagher, who was famously bald, used to have a line where he'd say, as he was doffing his cap, "Never let your Mom brush your hair when she's mad at your Dad!"

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FUNNNY!!

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shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | 9 hours ago
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@itchyd

I started losing my hair when I was in my early 30s and found it to be quite dis-tressing.

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You guys sare SO funny!!

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shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | 9 hours ago
In reply to @shirleyrawlins "Most bald people still own a comb. They just can't part with it." + (show)
@shirleyrawlins

Most bald people still own a comb.
They just can't part with it.

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I SO enjoyed all the comments on the "combs and bald people" I sent in. Had
no idea there was so much comedy in it. Good sense of humor from everyone.

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