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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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itchyd | @itchyd | 6 days ago
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@soarus57

Two cannibals are at dinner. One cannibal says " I reeeeeeally hate my mother in law." The other cannibal says "that's okay, just eat the rice."

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Was it Anne or Jerry?

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itchyd | @itchyd | 6 days ago
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@kamama94

I thought I'd be trendy and try one of those alternative milks. I don't know what a magnesia is but it made my corn flakes taste horrible.

-borrowed from Louie, who also is Something Else!

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Milked that joke for all it's worth!

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itchyd | @itchyd | 6 days ago
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@soarus57

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?"

Thank you, you’ve been a beautiful audience! lol

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Two cannibals are eating Marcel Marceau. One turns to the other and says, "I'm trying to think of what this tastes like, but the words escape me."

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | 6 days ago
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@itchyd

Two cannibals are eating Marcel Marceau. One turns to the other and says, "I'm trying to think of what this tastes like, but the words escape me."

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ROFL! Great one, @itchyd !

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my44 | @my44 | 6 days ago
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@itchyd

Come to think of it, I can't remember the last time I saw Ronald McDonald....

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@itchyd
Come to think of it...neither have I. 🤔

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my44 | @my44 | 6 days ago
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@itchyd

Two cannibals are eating Marcel Marceau. One turns to the other and says, "I'm trying to think of what this tastes like, but the words escape me."

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@itchyd @soarus57
Where did this fascination with cannibals come from?
I try to stay away from cannibals...I already find myself in hot water enough!!!

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itchyd | @itchyd | 6 days ago
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@itchyd @soarus57
Where did this fascination with cannibals come from?
I try to stay away from cannibals...I already find myself in hot water enough!!!

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Cannibal Story:

Most folks are familiar with the term " Debbie Downer" (used to describe a party pooper), but very few realize its historical origin.

In 1846, the pioneering Donner-Reed party was trapped for four months by a snowstorm in California's Sierra Nevada mountains and resorted to cannibalism to survive. One of the young victims, Debbie, was the daughter of expedition co-leader, George Donner and the understandably glum survivors who consumed her remains became known as Debbie downers.

True story.

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itchyd | @itchyd | 6 days ago
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@my44

@itchyd @soarus57
Where did this fascination with cannibals come from?
I try to stay away from cannibals...I already find myself in hot water enough!!!

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Dear my44:

When you find yourself in hot water, add a splash of extra virgin olive oil and some fresh veggies and the cannibals will be very grateful.

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my44 | @my44 | 5 days ago
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@itchyd

Cannibal Story:

Most folks are familiar with the term " Debbie Downer" (used to describe a party pooper), but very few realize its historical origin.

In 1846, the pioneering Donner-Reed party was trapped for four months by a snowstorm in California's Sierra Nevada mountains and resorted to cannibalism to survive. One of the young victims, Debbie, was the daughter of expedition co-leader, George Donner and the understandably glum survivors who consumed her remains became known as Debbie downers.

True story.

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@itchyd
Yeah, I saw a movie about that incident. But I didn't know that that's where the term "Debbie Downer" came from. I learn something new everyday.

Another true story. In October 1972, a plane carrying members of a rugby team from Uruguay, among others, crashed in the Andes. A group of survivors lived through the plane crash, only to face the frigid cold and snow of the mountains, avalanches and, most famously, a lack of food. As they fought for their lives for more than two months, they fed themselves by cannibalizing the bodies of those who had already died.

Now enough about that. Let's get back to the jokes...I need to LAUGH!!!!! 😊

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my44 | @my44 | 5 days ago
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@itchyd

Dear my44:

When you find yourself in hot water, add a splash of extra virgin olive oil and some fresh veggies and the cannibals will be very grateful.

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@itchyd

Will do, because I always aim to please...

But they'll have to supply their own seasonings. I can't do EVERYTHING for them!!!

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