How about a laugh, (hopefully)
I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake
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Eyelashes are supposed to stop things from getting in your eye, but whenever I have something in my eye, it's always an eyelash.
Two cannibals are at dinner. One cannibal says " I reeeeeeally hate my mother in law." The other cannibal says "that's okay, just eat the rice."
Huh?
How lazy can you be, kamama, if you're making the effort to find an excuse for your laziness?
BAD Joke:
American democracy.
The jerks in Washington that keep voting for cutting our social security benefits are flogging us with their
"aye" lashes.
Good one!
One of Mr. Lecter's favorite funnies, no doubt.
I thought I'd be trendy and try one of those alternative milks. I don't know what a magnesia is but it made my corn flakes taste horrible.
-borrowed from Louie, who also is Something Else!
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?"
Thank you, you’ve been a beautiful audience! lol
Come to think of it, I can't remember the last time I saw Ronald McDonald....
Two cannibals are eating Abe Vigoda and one says to the other, "Hmm, tastes like Fish".