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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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itchyd | @itchyd | Oct 8 6:56pm
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@kamama94

What do you call an obese psychic? A four-chin teller.

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Dont know if this will make it past the censors.

Old Joan Rivers joke from back when she used to make fun of Elizabeth Taylor's weight. This was long before fat shaming was verboten.

"Liz has more more chins than a Chinese phone book."

BTW, I'm fat AND bald, so let em' rip guys!

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Oct 8 7:00pm
In reply to @itchyd "Dont know if this will make it past the censors. Old Joan Rivers joke from back..." + (show)
@itchyd

Dont know if this will make it past the censors.

Old Joan Rivers joke from back when she used to make fun of Elizabeth Taylor's weight. This was long before fat shaming was verboten.

"Liz has more more chins than a Chinese phone book."

BTW, I'm fat AND bald, so let em' rip guys!

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If I want to remain "politically correct," I dasn't laugh.

Oh, and I'm fat and bald, too, and missing quite a few teeth. < grins widely>

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itchyd | @itchyd | Oct 8 7:06pm
In reply to @carolinlv "And it’s actually Carol in LV for Las Vegas! I am still in love with my..." + (show)
@carolinlv

And it’s actually Carol in LV for Las Vegas! I am still in love with my husband, but the tag is something different. Thanks for noticing. I always wondered if people would think that’s what LV was and now I know.👍

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Wild (and wrong) guess on my part.

Mea culpa.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Oct 8 7:09pm
In reply to @kamama94 "If I want to remain "politically correct," I dasn't laugh. Oh, and I'm fat and bald,..." + (show)
@kamama94

If I want to remain "politically correct," I dasn't laugh.

Oh, and I'm fat and bald, too, and missing quite a few teeth. < grins widely>

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I played hockey for forty years .... so take a wild guess about my teeth !

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itchyd | @itchyd | Oct 8 7:12pm
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@kamama94

My dishwasher is awful - it's already ruined 3 of my paper plates.

-Thanks for this one, Louie B

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Try Chinette ..... I've actually washed them in the dishwasher and they survived!

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itchyd | @itchyd | Oct 8 7:16pm
In reply to @kamama94 "If I want to remain "politically correct," I dasn't laugh. Oh, and I'm fat and bald,..." + (show)
@kamama94

If I want to remain "politically correct," I dasn't laugh.

Oh, and I'm fat and bald, too, and missing quite a few teeth. < grins widely>

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Another one of Joan's jabs at Liz:

"Liz went to SeaWorld and, when she saw Shamu, said, "Does it come with vegetables?"

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itchyd | @itchyd | Oct 8 7:23pm
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@kamama94

My son has been playing with electrical cords and accidentally shocked himself.

So I'm going to ground him until he can conduct himself properly.

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Im not trying to be short with you, kamama, but if you ground him, he won't conduct himself, properly, or otherwise!

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itchyd | @itchyd | Oct 8 7:27pm
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@carolinlv

I would have NEVER figured that out😂😂 thank you! I used to think I was a fairly intelligent individual. Not so much anymore.😔

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Intelligence is way overrated. Humans are supposedly the most intelligent species on Earth ... and look where it's gotten us!

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carolinlv | @carolinlv | Oct 8 7:33pm
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@itchyd

Intelligence is way overrated. Humans are supposedly the most intelligent species on Earth ... and look where it's gotten us!

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Isn’t that the truth😭😭

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carolinlv | @carolinlv | Oct 8 7:34pm
In reply to @itchyd "Wild (and wrong) guess on my part. Mea culpa." + (show)
@itchyd

Wild (and wrong) guess on my part.

Mea culpa.

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No problem.. you answered my question for me😉

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