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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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carolinlv | @carolinlv | Oct 8 10:58am
In reply to @my44 "@shirleyrawlins I learned the following one in school: What is GHOTI? GHOTI = FISH GH, as..." + (show)
@my44

@shirleyrawlins I learned the following one in school:

What is GHOTI?

GHOTI = FISH

GH, as in enough = F
O, as in women = I
TI, as in nation = SH

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Why do I not get this at all?🤔

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itchyd | @itchyd | Oct 8 5:31pm
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@carolinlv

Why do I not get this at all?🤔

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Hi Carolin love.

Shirley's using the pronunciations of a pair of letters in each of three words to have some fun.
In the word "enough", the letter pair "gh" is pronounced like the letter "f" (enuf).

Similarly, in "women", the letter "o" sounds like a soft "i" (wimin)

...and so on.

Welcome to the club!

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Oct 8 5:54pm

My dishwasher is awful - it's already ruined 3 of my paper plates.

-Thanks for this one, Louie B

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Oct 8 6:07pm

Me: Doc, I've been bitten by a wolf.

Doc: Where?

Me: No, a regular wolf.

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Oct 8 6:10pm

What do you call an obese psychic? A four-chin teller.

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Oct 8 6:15pm

My son has been playing with electrical cords and accidentally shocked himself.

So I'm going to ground him until he can conduct himself properly.

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carolinlv | @carolinlv | Oct 8 6:32pm
In reply to @itchyd "Hi Carolin love. Shirley's using the pronunciations of a pair of letters in each of three..." + (show)
@itchyd

Hi Carolin love.

Shirley's using the pronunciations of a pair of letters in each of three words to have some fun.
In the word "enough", the letter pair "gh" is pronounced like the letter "f" (enuf).

Similarly, in "women", the letter "o" sounds like a soft "i" (wimin)

...and so on.

Welcome to the club!

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I would have NEVER figured that out😂😂 thank you! I used to think I was a fairly intelligent individual. Not so much anymore.😔

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carolinlv | @carolinlv | Oct 8 6:33pm
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@kamama94

My dishwasher is awful - it's already ruined 3 of my paper plates.

-Thanks for this one, Louie B

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Okay… you’re killing me😂😂😂

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carolinlv | @carolinlv | Oct 8 6:35pm
In reply to @itchyd "Hi Carolin love. Shirley's using the pronunciations of a pair of letters in each of three..." + (show)
@itchyd

Hi Carolin love.

Shirley's using the pronunciations of a pair of letters in each of three words to have some fun.
In the word "enough", the letter pair "gh" is pronounced like the letter "f" (enuf).

Similarly, in "women", the letter "o" sounds like a soft "i" (wimin)

...and so on.

Welcome to the club!

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And it’s actually Carol in LV for Las Vegas! I am still in love with my husband, but the tag is something different. Thanks for noticing. I always wondered if people would think that’s what LV was and now I know.👍

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carolinlv | @carolinlv | Oct 8 6:37pm
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@kamama94

My son has been playing with electrical cords and accidentally shocked himself.

So I'm going to ground him until he can conduct himself properly.

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This is absolutely the best thread I’ve seen in ages! I really needed these giggles! Thank you so much!😂😂

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