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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | Oct 2 12:42pm
In reply to @itchyd "Reminds me of one of my favorite Dad jokes: Q. Why don't you ever know when..." + (show)
@itchyd

Reminds me of one of my favorite Dad jokes:

Q. Why don't you ever know when a Pterodactyl's going to the bathroom?

A. Because the "P" is silent.

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My first laugh of the day.

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shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | Oct 2 12:43pm
In reply to @my44 "@shirleyrawlins I learned the following one in school: What is GHOTI? GHOTI = FISH GH, as..." + (show)
@my44

@shirleyrawlins I learned the following one in school:

What is GHOTI?

GHOTI = FISH

GH, as in enough = F
O, as in women = I
TI, as in nation = SH

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I've seen this and still use it.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Oct 2 4:02pm
In reply to @samcal9977zz "John Wayne on Laugh-In https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOsZDfFiIYQ" + (show)
@samcal9977zz

John Wayne on Laugh-In

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Duke showed some true grit doing that bit!

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Scott R L | @scottrl | Oct 3 1:00pm

To expand on "ghoti":

The Right Way to Spell Potato

If GH can stand for P as in Hiccough
If OUGH stands for O as in Dough
If PHTH stands for T as in Phthisis
If EIGH stands for A as in Neighbour
If TTE stands for T as in Gazette
If EAU stands for O as in Plateau
Then the right way to spell POTATO should be: GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU

Source:
https://web.archive.org/web/20170601141432/http://www.etni.org.il/farside/potato.htm

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itchyd | @itchyd | Oct 4 6:23am
In reply to @scottrl "To expand on "ghoti": The Right Way to Spell Potato If GH can stand for P..." + (show)
@scottrl

To expand on "ghoti":

The Right Way to Spell Potato

If GH can stand for P as in Hiccough
If OUGH stands for O as in Dough
If PHTH stands for T as in Phthisis
If EIGH stands for A as in Neighbour
If TTE stands for T as in Gazette
If EAU stands for O as in Plateau
Then the right way to spell POTATO should be: GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU

Source:
https://web.archive.org/web/20170601141432/http://www.etni.org.il/farside/potato.htm

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I asked Mr. GOOGLE how to pronounce
GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTEEAU and he told me to ask Siri.

How the heck do you pronounce it, Shirley?

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itchyd | @itchyd | Oct 4 6:26am

Dad joke:

Q. What word starts with an "E", ends with an "E", and only has one letter?

A. Envelope.

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Oct 6 1:44pm

Decorating for Hallowe'en with plastic skeletons is terrible for the environment. Locally sourced natural skeletons are environmentally friendlier.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Oct 7 9:07am
In reply to @kamama94 "Decorating for Hallowe'en with plastic skeletons is terrible for the environment. Locally sourced natural skeletons are..." + (show)
@kamama94

Decorating for Hallowe'en with plastic skeletons is terrible for the environment. Locally sourced natural skeletons are environmentally friendlier.

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If you need some, kamama, I'll be happy to donate some of the hundreds from my closet.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Oct 7 9:18am
In reply to @scottrl "To expand on "ghoti": The Right Way to Spell Potato If GH can stand for P..." + (show)
@scottrl

To expand on "ghoti":

The Right Way to Spell Potato

If GH can stand for P as in Hiccough
If OUGH stands for O as in Dough
If PHTH stands for T as in Phthisis
If EIGH stands for A as in Neighbour
If TTE stands for T as in Gazette
If EAU stands for O as in Plateau
Then the right way to spell POTATO should be: GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU

Source:
https://web.archive.org/web/20170601141432/http://www.etni.org.il/farside/potato.htm

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To expand on "goatee", let your sideburns grow out.

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Oct 7 9:21am
In reply to @itchyd "If you need some, kamama, I'll be happy to donate some of the hundreds from my..." + (show)
@itchyd

If you need some, kamama, I'll be happy to donate some of the hundreds from my closet.

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Thanks for your generosity but my closet is already full. 😉

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