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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Sep 30, 2024
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I don't get it.

I need Someone Else to clue me in on this joke.

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Are my test results back sounds like Are my testicles back?

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itchyd | @itchyd | Oct 1, 2024
In reply to @kamama94 "I don't exercise regularly but every now and then my nose runs." + (show)
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I don't exercise regularly but every now and then my nose runs.

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Old joke:

If your nose runs and your feet smell ....
.... you're built upside down.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Oct 1, 2024
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Are my test results back sounds like Are my testicles back?

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Not sure why the nurse would be looking for the guy's testicles at the foot of the bed ..... unless he's got elephantiasis ....🤔

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shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | Oct 1, 2024

The correct way to spell POTATO:
If GH can stand for P as in "Hiccough"
If OUGH can stand for O as in "dough"
If PHTH can stand for T as in "Phthisis"
If EIGH can stand for A and in "neighbor"
If TTE can stand for T as in "gazette"
If EAU can stand for O as in "Plateau"
Then the correct way to spell POTATO would be
GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU

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itchyd | @itchyd | Oct 2, 2024
In reply to @shirleyrawlins "The correct way to spell POTATO: If GH can stand for P as in "Hiccough" If..." + (show)
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The correct way to spell POTATO:
If GH can stand for P as in "Hiccough"
If OUGH can stand for O as in "dough"
If PHTH can stand for T as in "Phthisis"
If EIGH can stand for A and in "neighbor"
If TTE can stand for T as in "gazette"
If EAU can stand for O as in "Plateau"
Then the correct way to spell POTATO would be
GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU

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Dan Quayle and I surely thank you, Shirley, for this primer on our wonderful (and mysterious) English language!

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itchyd | @itchyd | Oct 2, 2024
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The correct way to spell POTATO:
If GH can stand for P as in "Hiccough"
If OUGH can stand for O as in "dough"
If PHTH can stand for T as in "Phthisis"
If EIGH can stand for A and in "neighbor"
If TTE can stand for T as in "gazette"
If EAU can stand for O as in "Plateau"
Then the correct way to spell POTATO would be
GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU

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Reminds me of one of my favorite Dad jokes:

Q. Why don't you ever know when a Pterodactyl's going to the bathroom?

A. Because the "P" is silent.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Oct 2, 2024
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I can't lose weight because I have metal fillings in my teeth and my refrigerator magnets keep pulling me to the kitchen.

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Just follow our favorite ex-president's advice and keep those fridge magnets wet all the time, kamama.

Problem solved!

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itchyd | @itchyd | Oct 2, 2024
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The correct way to spell POTATO:
If GH can stand for P as in "Hiccough"
If OUGH can stand for O as in "dough"
If PHTH can stand for T as in "Phthisis"
If EIGH can stand for A and in "neighbor"
If TTE can stand for T as in "gazette"
If EAU can stand for O as in "Plateau"
Then the correct way to spell POTATO would be
GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU

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The correct way to spell ONOMATA .. PEE ....

The correct way to spell ONAMOTOPOE .....

I'll get back to you.

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my44 | @my44 | Oct 2, 2024
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The correct way to spell POTATO:
If GH can stand for P as in "Hiccough"
If OUGH can stand for O as in "dough"
If PHTH can stand for T as in "Phthisis"
If EIGH can stand for A and in "neighbor"
If TTE can stand for T as in "gazette"
If EAU can stand for O as in "Plateau"
Then the correct way to spell POTATO would be
GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU

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@shirleyrawlins I learned the following one in school:

What is GHOTI?

GHOTI = FISH

GH, as in enough = F
O, as in women = I
TI, as in nation = SH

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