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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Sep 29 5:07pm

I can't lose weight because I have metal fillings in my teeth and my refrigerator magnets keep pulling me to the kitchen.

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Sep 29 5:10pm

Eye drops are technically blinker fluid.

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captboat | @captboat | Sep 29 11:11pm
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@itchyd

Only when I'm REALLY constipated.😁

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@itchyd
In all seriousness I trust you are healing well. I am praying for your total and complete recovery. God bless you my brother 👍🏾🇺🇸

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itchyd | @itchyd | Sep 30 5:09am
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@captboat

@itchyd
In all seriousness I trust you are healing well. I am praying for your total and complete recovery. God bless you my brother 👍🏾🇺🇸

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Thanks, Captain!

By your leave, Sir!

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itchyd | @itchyd | Sep 30 5:12am
In reply to @kamama94 "Eye drops are technically blinker fluid." + (show)
@kamama94

Eye drops are technically blinker fluid.

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"I" drops are the reason there is no "i" in "team".

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Sep 30 2:34pm

I just broke my record of most days lived.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Sep 30 2:36pm
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@lu91

An elderly man was lying in his hospital bed with a concerned look on his face.
A nurse stopped by and asked him what his problem was. He spoke softly in her ear.
"Oh", she said, "I'll check"
She went to the foot of the bed, lifted the sheet, looked and felt around.
"No, I don't see anything wrong," she said "You're fine"
He smiled at her and replied, "That was very nice, dear, but are my test results back ?

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I don't get it.

I need Someone Else to clue me in on this joke.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Sep 30 2:37pm
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@kamama94

I just broke my record of most days lived.

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I'm dying to know your secret for longevity, kamama!

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itchyd | @itchyd | Sep 30 2:41pm
In reply to @lu91 "An elderly man was lying in his hospital bed with a concerned look on his face...." + (show)
@lu91

An elderly man was lying in his hospital bed with a concerned look on his face.
A nurse stopped by and asked him what his problem was. He spoke softly in her ear.
"Oh", she said, "I'll check"
She went to the foot of the bed, lifted the sheet, looked and felt around.
"No, I don't see anything wrong," she said "You're fine"
He smiled at her and replied, "That was very nice, dear, but are my test results back ?

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Testicles?

Did he ask the nurse if his testicles were back?

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Sep 30 2:55pm

I don't exercise regularly but every now and then my nose runs.

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