How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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@kamama94
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So, the little boy is playing in the sand when suddenly, a massive wave comes and pulls the him out, off the beach and into the water!

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He scoops him up into a hug. The grandfather pauses a second, stares up at the sky and says, “um.....He had a hat....”

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In reply to @itchyd "Does your dig bite?" + (show)

@SusanEllen66
…he’s not my dog!

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