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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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covidstinks2023 | @covidstinks2023 | Jul 16 5:59pm

"If Mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. If Grandma ain't happy.......RUN!"

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captboat | @captboat | Jul 16 6:06pm
In reply to @covidstinks2023 "If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving’s not for you. Wear short sleeves! Support the..." + (show)
@covidstinks2023

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving’s not for you.
Wear short sleeves! Support the right to bare arms!
How come we never see the headline, “Psychic Wins Lottery”
Support bacteria; they’re the only culture some people have.
There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t.
What is a free gift? Aren’t all gifts free?

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@covidstinks2023
What I learned was, if at first you don’t succeed remove all evidence that you tried.

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captboat | @captboat | Jul 17 8:50am

You can learn to knock a “curve ball” out of the park.
Pastor BillyJoe Daugherty
Tulsa, Ok.

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baa | @baa | Jul 17 7:31pm
In reply to @kamama94 "This is a dirty joke: A little old lady went to a grocery store and picked..." + (show)
@kamama94

This is a dirty joke:

A little old lady went to a grocery store and picked up 2 cans of cat food but when she got to the checkout counter the cashier said, “I can’t sell you the cat food unless you can prove you have a cat because some older people buy this for themselves since it’s cheap.” So the little old lady went home in a huff then came back the next day with her cat and said, “See, I have a cat!” The cashier sold her the cat food.

A week later the same little old lady went to the store and got 2 cans of dog food but the cashier said, “I can’t sell you dog food unless you prove you have a dog since some older people buy this for themselves because it’s cheap.” Again, the little old lady went home in a huff but came back the next day with her dog and said, “See, I have a dog!” The cashier sold her the dog food.

The following week the same little old lady went back to the store carrying a small box with a hole in the lid. "Stick your finger in that hole then show me your finger and tell me what’s on it," the little old lady told the cashier. “Eww,” said the cashier, “it’s poop!” The little old lady smirked and told the cashier, “Now you have proof that I need to buy toilet paper!"

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Love love love this one !!!

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joybo99 | @joybo99 | Jul 18 10:44am

ANOTHER POEM.
I love it when a storm is comin'
And all the little birds go runnin'
A strange cool breeze breaks up the air
Dust and leaves fly everywhere.
I might run to move some things
from harm's way, as storms will bring
A downpour--not just rain but things
that only summer storms can bring:
A heavy branch from up on high,
Bits of dust get in my eyes,
And plants that suffered yesterday
(dry as dust in pots of clay)
get drenched until they overflow
poor seedlings lost in sudden flow.
I quickly find a sheltered space--
a single, quiet guarded place
from which to watch the water stream
(It's like a humid, daytime dream)
Until my meditation stops
and suddenly there's no more drops.
I turn my head-- son of a gun!
I'm blinded by the blazing sun.
### JSJ

---------- Forwarded message ---------
From: Joy S. Johnson < tallestlady@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, Jul 16, 2024, 4:25 PM
Subject: Poem storm
To: Joy S. Johnson < tallestlady@gmail.com>

I love it when a storm is comin'
And all the little birds go runnin'
A strange cool breeze breaks up the air
Dust and leaves fly everywhere.
I might run to move some things
from harm's way, as storms will bring
A downpour--not just rain but things
that only summer storms can bring:
A heavy branch from up on high,
Bits of dust get in my eyes,
And plants that suffered yesterday
(dry as dust in pots of clay)
get drenched until they overflow
poor seedlings lost in sudden flow.
I quickly find a sheltered space--
a single, quiet guarded place
from which to watch the water stream
(It's like a humid, daytime dream.)
Until my meditation stops
And suddenly there's no more drops.
I turn my head-- son of a gun!
I'm blinded by the blazing sun.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jul 18 12:12pm

I'm moving to Paris, opening a bakery and naming it Gensis 5.

Why Genesis 5?

Because somebody told me that's the place in the Bible with all the baguettes.

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Jul 18 3:01pm

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
One requires tweetment and the other needs oinkment.

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covidstinks2023 | @covidstinks2023 | Jul 18 3:09pm
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@kamama94

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
One requires tweetment and the other needs oinkment.

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Killing myself laughing. That's hilarious! Love it!

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Scott R L | @scottrl | Jul 18 6:45pm

I didn't grow up in a happy household. There was always a lot of discord, anger, and even violence.

That's why when I hear people say, "We're like a family around here," all I can think is...

Manson or Addams?

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