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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jul 16 7:16am
In reply to @shirleyrawlins "I love working out! Today I did abs. . . . olutely nothing." + (show)
@shirleyrawlins

I love working out!
Today I did abs. . . .
olutely nothing.

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I've been working up, and working up, and working up to working out ...... but its just not working out.

...... I'm trying not to get too worked up about it.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jul 16 8:09am
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@kamama94

This is a dirty joke:

A little old lady went to a grocery store and picked up 2 cans of cat food but when she got to the checkout counter the cashier said, “I can’t sell you the cat food unless you can prove you have a cat because some older people buy this for themselves since it’s cheap.” So the little old lady went home in a huff then came back the next day with her cat and said, “See, I have a cat!” The cashier sold her the cat food.

A week later the same little old lady went to the store and got 2 cans of dog food but the cashier said, “I can’t sell you dog food unless you prove you have a dog since some older people buy this for themselves because it’s cheap.” Again, the little old lady went home in a huff but came back the next day with her dog and said, “See, I have a dog!” The cashier sold her the dog food.

The following week the same little old lady went back to the store carrying a small box with a hole in the lid. "Stick your finger in that hole then show me your finger and tell me what’s on it," the little old lady told the cashier. “Eww,” said the cashier, “it’s poop!” The little old lady smirked and told the cashier, “Now you have proof that I need to buy toilet paper!"

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This is a Diddy joke:

When Sean Combs changed his name, "Puff" went poof, and all his songs became Diddy ditties.

Now, all his bad songs are Diddy ditty duddies.

And, even if some folks think this joke is Diddy ditty duddy doody, I still feel it's my Diddy ditty duddy doody duty to tell it.

So there!

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shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | Jul 16 10:44am
In reply to @itchyd "I've been working up, and working up, and working up to working out ...... but its..." + (show)
@itchyd

I've been working up, and working up, and working up to working out ...... but its just not working out.

...... I'm trying not to get too worked up about it.

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Love it!

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adr | @adr | Jul 16 1:15pm
In reply to @shirleyrawlins "I love working out! Today I did abs. . . . olutely nothing." + (show)
@shirleyrawlins

I love working out!
Today I did abs. . . .
olutely nothing.

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I'm with you!

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adr | @adr | Jul 16 1:16pm
In reply to @itchyd "I've been working up, and working up, and working up to working out ...... but its..." + (show)
@itchyd

I've been working up, and working up, and working up to working out ...... but its just not working out.

...... I'm trying not to get too worked up about it.

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I like they way this group thinks.

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adr | @adr | Jul 16 1:18pm
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@scottrl

Same here!

Followed by a nice brisk nap.

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That works. I've been told naps are very beneficial.

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captboat | @captboat | Jul 16 1:48pm

@scottrl.@adr
My son had an acronym:
TSAN (typical Sunday afternoon nap)…worked for us!

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jul 16 2:32pm
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@adr

I like they way this group thinks.

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Always inspired by Shirley and Scott.

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covidstinks2023 | @covidstinks2023 | Jul 16 5:57pm

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving’s not for you.
Wear short sleeves! Support the right to bare arms!
How come we never see the headline, “Psychic Wins Lottery”
Support bacteria; they’re the only culture some people have.
There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t.
What is a free gift? Aren’t all gifts free?

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