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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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elida1973 | @elida1973 | Jul 11 11:05pm
In reply to @jakedduck1 "SPERM COUNTING There was this guy that went to the doctor to get his sperm counted.The..." + (show)
@jakedduck1

SPERM COUNTING

There was this guy that went to the doctor to get his sperm counted.The lady behind the desk handed him a jar and said, "Bring it back tomorrow, full." He says, "Okay, I'll be back tomorrow then."
Well he goes home and comes back the next day, and he hands the woman the jar. She says, "Nothing's in it." The man responds, "Well, I went home and I tried with my right hand and I tried with my left hand and nothing happend. I called my wife into the room, and she tried with her right hand and she tried with her left hand. Nothing still happend. Well, we called our neighbor and she came over, and she tried with her right hand ans she tried with her left hand, and still nothing happened.
And the woman behind the counter looked stunned and asked, "You asked your neighbor over to help you!?" And he says, "Yeah, we couldn't get the jar open."
Jake

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Lol..🤣

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jul 12 7:05am
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@elida1973

Lol..🤣

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It's all in the wrist.

Apparently, everybody involved was
...... wrist-averse.

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elida1973 | @elida1973 | Jul 12 7:14am

OMG!! that's funny..made my day 🤣

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samcal9977zz | @samcal9977zz | Jul 12 10:03pm

Why do bagpipers walk while they play?

- They are trying to get away from the noise.

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samcal9977zz | @samcal9977zz | Jul 12 10:38pm

Comic Relief ----Muzak and My Last Functioning Brain Cell

Dancing to Muzak, on hold with Customer Support.

Why am I dancing to Muzak?

I am dancing to Muzak, because I have been on hold with Customer Support for 37.2 hours straight.

My last functional brain cell just died.

Now, I am insane and happy.

And now…I am dancing

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samcal9977zz | @samcal9977zz | Jul 12 10:42pm

Comic Relief - Two Links - Pirates and Husbands

Deciding to Become A Professional Pirate:
https://www.octopusoverlords.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=58182
argh

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Comic Relief - Husband (very short, make sure you watch until the end)

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shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | Jul 13 2:05pm

What part of "I don't wanna spend any more money" don't I understand?

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jul 13 4:27pm
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@samcal9977zz

Why do bagpipers walk while they play?

- They are trying to get away from the noise.

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Everybody knows those bagpipers ain't wearin' no tighty-whities when they're marchin' along.

Every song they play is "swing" music.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jul 13 4:34pm
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@shirleyrawlins

What part of "I don't wanna spend any more money" don't I understand?

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Probably the same part my wife doesn't get.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jul 13 5:02pm
In reply to @samcal9977zz "Comic Relief - Two Links - Pirates and Husbands Deciding to Become A Professional Pirate: https://www.octopusoverlords.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=58182..." + (show)
@samcal9977zz

Comic Relief - Two Links - Pirates and Husbands

Deciding to Become A Professional Pirate:
https://www.octopusoverlords.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=58182
argh

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Comic Relief - Husband (very short, make sure you watch until the end)

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I'm sure she made the right choice.

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