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My email password has been hacked. That’s the third time I’ve had to rename my cat.
One day you’re the best thing since sliced bread. The next, you’re toast.
Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton how she’s doing.
“Doctor, there’s a patient on Line 1 who says he’s invisible.” “Well, tell him I can’t see him right now".
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Dear covidstinks2023:
Per our established contract, I provide wholly unsolicited and undoubtedly unappreciated rejoinders to your
bon mots:
1) In my entire life, Ive only had one email password:
"DoNotHack".
It's never has been (until now, probably).
2) Otto Frederick Rohwedder invented the first commercial bread slicing machine in 1928. If it was such a great thing, how come nobody knows this guy's name? I think the greatest invention ever is the chocolate chip cookie: Everyone knows who
Famous Amos is.
3) Tell her to quit hoggin' the Haagen-Dazs !!!
4) The only show that
"The Goddess of Pop"
never sold out was in Cleveland in 2004 where the guy who worked the marquee got sloppy and it ended up reading: "C her Concert Tonite".
All day long people kept walking by and saying, "See whose concert tonight?"