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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jun 10 8:33pm

Anybody up for some Dahmer jokes?

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jun 10 8:48pm
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@kamama94

Though her husband often went on business trips, she hated to be left alone.
“I’ve solved our problem,” he said.
“I’ve bought you a St. Bernard. It’s name is Great Reluctance. Now, when I go away, you shall know that I am leaving you with Great Reluctance!”
She hit him with a waffle iron.
By Snoopy (Charles M. Schulz)

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Great Reluctance was the name of that venture capital firm that funded Theranos.

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Jun 11 3:47am
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@itchyd

Anybody up for some Dahmer jokes?

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What he did still scares me.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jun 11 7:10am

I moved to Milwaukee shortly after the extent of his crimes began coming to light.

A very disturbed young man, to say the least.

I was joking about the Dahmer jokes. Don't think Colleen would approve.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jun 11 1:40pm

Chicken joke:

I made a chicken salad today.

It turns out he prefers soup.

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shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | Jun 13 5:25pm

I have a question for paranoid people who check behind their shower curtain for murderers:
If you find one, what's your plan?

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jun 14 6:22am
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@shirleyrawlins

I have a question for paranoid people who check behind their shower curtain for murderers:
If you find one, what's your plan?

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To buy a gun.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jun 14 6:26am

Dad joke (you need to TELL this one):

What do you call a ten-eyed spider?

A spi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ider

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shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | Jun 14 5:25pm

You'd better already have one.

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Scott R L | @scottrl | Jun 14 8:30pm
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I have a question for paranoid people who check behind their shower curtain for murderers:
If you find one, what's your plan?

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I don't worry about it.

I mean, what are the odds there'd be *two* serial killers in my bathroom at the same time?

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