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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 19 8:51am
In reply to @kamama94 "The urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is just a whim away. A whim away,..." + (show)
@kamama94

The urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is just a whim away.
A whim away, a whim away, a whim away

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🤣

Don't know how you do it, Kamama!

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itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 19 9:02am
In reply to @loribmt "The fact that some people can’t distinguish the difference between Etymology and Entomology bugs me in..." + (show)
@loribmt

The fact that some people can’t distinguish the difference between Etymology and Entomology bugs me in ways I can’t put into words. 🙃

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Etymologists praise entomologists for their uncanny ability to come up with ant-onymns.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 19 9:17am
In reply to @shirleyrawlins "Not as funny as absolutely truthful: No misfortune is so bad that whining about it won’t..." + (show)
@shirleyrawlins

Not as funny as absolutely truthful:

No misfortune is so bad that whining about it won’t make it worse.

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WARNING!!! PMJ !!!(Potentially Misogynous Joke).

My wife won't stop complaining about our last love-making session. I think I accidentally found her Geez spot.

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annewoodmayo | @annewoodmayo | Mar 22 8:02am

Hey, everybody! Thanks for the laughs!! really appreciate them!

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Mar 22 4:57pm

I got thrown out of a local park for arranging the squirrels by height. I guess they didn't like my critter-sizing.

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Scott R L | @scottrl | Mar 22 5:32pm

I'm running for President.

My platform: Stop Americans from eating sliced cheese.

Yes, folks, it's time to Make America Grate Again!

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itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 23 7:39am
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@kamama94

I got thrown out of a local park for arranging the squirrels by height. I guess they didn't like my critter-sizing.

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I tried that, too, with the same results.

They waged a taxonomy that I thought was very unfair.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 23 7:48am
In reply to @scottrl "I'm running for President. My platform: Stop Americans from eating sliced cheese. Yes, folks, it's time..." + (show)
@scottrl

I'm running for President.

My platform: Stop Americans from eating sliced cheese.

Yes, folks, it's time to Make America Grate Again!

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I think that's mighty gouda you, Scott!

However, this plan fails to address several other wedge issues brought up by the cheese catering industry.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 23 9:04am
In reply to @scottrl "I'm running for President. My platform: Stop Americans from eating sliced cheese. Yes, folks, it's time..." + (show)
@scottrl

I'm running for President.

My platform: Stop Americans from eating sliced cheese.

Yes, folks, it's time to Make America Grate Again!

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I'm running for President.

My platform: Bring home fireplace fixtures production back to the U S.

Yes, folks, it's time to Make American Grates Again!

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itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 23 9:19am
In reply to @shirleyrawlins "It's okay to fall apart sometimess--tacos do, and we still love them." + (show)
@shirleyrawlins

It's okay to fall apart sometimess--tacos do, and we still love them.

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What Elvis Presley tune do chickens like the best?

"Can't Help Fowling in Love".

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