How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | Mar 9 11:29am

Can't find the answer to these questions:

What do you call a male ladybug?
Why don't they call moustaches mouthbrows?
Why doesn't glue stick to the insisde of the bottle?
What do they call their good plates in China?
If a fly didn't have wings, would we call it a walk?
Do fish ever get thirsty?

shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | Mar 10 11:18pm

You know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold.

sisyphus | @sisyphus | Mar 11 4:19am

In reply to @shirleyrawlins "You know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold." + (show)

Feeling socold you scold.

frances007 | @frances007 | Mar 11 12:52pm

“Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not; and often times we call a man cold when he is only sad.”
― Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 11 2:16pm

In reply to @shirleyrawlins "Can't find the answer to these questions: What do you call a male ladybug? Why don't..." + (show)

Responses to your questions, Shirley:

A male ladybug is called a trans-pest-ite.

You can call a mustache a mouthbrow, if you want ........
But, its a pretty lowbrow term.

My glue got sticky in the bottle, and I sued Elmer's. They asked me to reconsider because they were'nt insured. So, I said, "Sorry, but that's not my problem. I'd suggest you colloids of London."

In China, they call their good plates, chow mein. The not-so-good stuff is lo-mein.

If a fly didn't have wings, we might call it a walk. Unless it had a long way to go ... then we'd call it a cab.

Do fish ever get thirsty?
No, but they've had it up to their gills with breathing the stuff.

itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 11 3:20pm

"The radar's showing some heavy weather coming in ... but it's also picking up a thousand Russian ICBM's over Alaska .... so I wouldn't sweat the storms."

Loosely paraphrasing the late, great George Carlin doing one of his Hippy Dippy Weatherman routines.