Responses to your questions, Shirley:

A male ladybug is called a trans-pest-ite.

You can call a mustache a mouthbrow, if you want ........
But, its a pretty lowbrow term.

My glue got sticky in the bottle, and I sued Elmer's. They asked me to reconsider because they were'nt insured. So, I said, "Sorry, but that's not my problem. I'd suggest you colloids of London."

In China, they call their good plates, chow mein. The not-so-good stuff is lo-mein.

If a fly didn't have wings, we might call it a walk. Unless it had a long way to go ... then we'd call it a cab.

Do fish ever get thirsty?
No, but they've had it up to their gills with breathing the stuff.