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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 8 10:18am
In reply to @kamama94 "A photograph of Putin propped on top of a box of round snack crackers should remind..." + (show)
@kamama94

A photograph of Putin propped on top of a box of round snack crackers should remind you of something. . .

Too young to remember or forgetful like me? Give up?

Putin on the Ritz.

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You've told some corny jokes before kamama .... but this one is just plain Vlad.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 8 10:24am
In reply to @frances007 "It's not true that life is one damn thing after another-it's one damn thing over and..." + (show)
@frances007

It's not true that life is one damn thing after another-it's one damn thing over and over.
-Edna St. Vincent Millary

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Beavers feel that way about their jobs .... just one dam thing after another.

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frances007 | @frances007 | Mar 8 10:25am

in reply to @itchyd
My chemistry experiment exploded.
It's okay because oxidants happen.

I cannot remember the name of that element, but it is on top of my tungsten.

Make a proton and stay positive.

What emotional disorder does chromatograph suffer from? Separation anxiety.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 8 10:31am
In reply to @kamama94 "Before the crowbar was invented, crows drank at home." + (show)
@kamama94

Before the crowbar was invented, crows drank at home.

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Mama and Papa crowbar just went on and on about their new baby .... because she was their pried and joy.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 8 10:55am
In reply to @frances007 "in reply to @itchyd My chemistry experiment exploded. It's okay because oxidants happen. I cannot remember..." + (show)
@frances007

in reply to @itchyd
My chemistry experiment exploded.
It's okay because oxidants happen.

I cannot remember the name of that element, but it is on top of my tungsten.

Make a proton and stay positive.

What emotional disorder does chromatograph suffer from? Separation anxiety.

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Sorry to hear about your accident ... but sometimes when you add too much Oxygen, one of the byproducts is BO2M.

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frances007 | @frances007 | Mar 8 12:21pm
In reply to @itchyd "Sorry to hear about your accident ... but sometimes when you add too much Oxygen, one..." + (show)
@itchyd

Sorry to hear about your accident ... but sometimes when you add too much Oxygen, one of the byproducts is BO2M.

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LOL. What are you ? A chemist?

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frances007 | @frances007 | Mar 8 12:41pm

Why did the bear dissolve in water? It was a polar bear.
If Iron Man and Silver Surfer teamed up, they’d be alloys.
People say I'm obsessed with chemistry jokes, "beryllium" not… (But really I'm not)
Somewhere, in the universe, there is a world with no war, no hate, no hunger, and no poverty. And also no oxygen.

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frances007 | @frances007 | Mar 8 12:46pm

Grace:
" I saw grief drinking a cup of sorrow and I called out: "It tastes sweet does it not?" "You've caught me," Grief answered, and "you have ruined my business. How can I sell sorrow, when you know it is a blessing?"
-Rumi

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itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 8 3:24pm
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@frances007

LOL. What are you ? A chemist?

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Just an old engineer that made a few things go BO2M from time to time.🫣

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itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 8 4:30pm
In reply to @frances007 "in reply to @itchyd My chemistry experiment exploded. It's okay because oxidants happen. I cannot remember..." + (show)
@frances007

in reply to @itchyd
My chemistry experiment exploded.
It's okay because oxidants happen.

I cannot remember the name of that element, but it is on top of my tungsten.

Make a proton and stay positive.

What emotional disorder does chromatograph suffer from? Separation anxiety.

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Pity the poor sulfuric acid manufacturer. He's having trouble settling his debts because his business is in solvent.

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