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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Feb 29 4:51pm

I just checked my home insurance policy and if my blanket gets stolen in the middle of the night I won't be covered.

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Feb 29 4:57pm

16 sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by Batman.

Na na na na . . . Batman. Get it?

I didn't at first.

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sisyphus | @sisyphus | Feb 29 8:19pm

Folks U got to have had seen the Google.com page befor this midnight...really Cool spoof of Leap year.
Maybe some of you might've yr next stint at Google's!
(type Leap Year in search box)

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paulapinaz | @paulapinaz | Feb 29 10:24pm

Do you know the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people of Dubai don't like the Flintstones, and the people of Abu Dhabi do!

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itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 1 9:02am
In reply to @kamama94 "What's the best present you can give? A broken drum. You can't beat it." + (show)
@kamama94

What's the best present you can give? A broken drum. You can't beat it.

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Most drum jokes just don't strike me as funny.

This one's neither here nor snare.

I really can't marimba the last good one I heard.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 1 9:13am
In reply to @kamama94 "16 sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by Batman. Na na na na . ...." + (show)
@kamama94

16 sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by Batman.

Na na na na . . . Batman. Get it?

I didn't at first.

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Song for people on a low-salt diet:

"Na Na,
Hey Hey,
Kiss Him Goodbye"

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itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 1 9:32am
In reply to @kamama94 "16 sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by Batman. Na na na na . ...." + (show)
@kamama94

16 sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by Batman.

Na na na na . . . Batman. Get it?

I didn't at first.

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What an Na-ing joke.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 2 9:20am
In reply to @kamama94 "I just checked my home insurance policy and if my blanket gets stolen in the middle..." + (show)
@kamama94

I just checked my home insurance policy and if my blanket gets stolen in the middle of the night I won't be covered.

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Oh, those darned insurance companies!

Duvet really care about anybody's bed furnishings?

I think not.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 2 9:28am
In reply to @kamama94 "I just checked my home insurance policy and if my blanket gets stolen in the middle..." + (show)
@kamama94

I just checked my home insurance policy and if my blanket gets stolen in the middle of the night I won't be covered.

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I just checked my home insurance policy about clothing losses and my underwriter informed me that they only cover boxers, not briefs.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Mar 2 9:36am
In reply to @frances007 "“I don't care what I identify as. People try to insult me by saying, 'Oh my..." + (show)
@frances007

“I don't care what I identify as. People try to insult me by saying, 'Oh my god, you look like a man.' Yes, and men are also good looking. What's your point?”

"I am a woman, but I know my hair is confusing. I can be an Asian man or a lesbian. Two for one!”

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I've always preferred domestic shorthairs

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