How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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geekygirl9 | @geekygirl9 | Jan 26 12:36pm

This one's from a T-shirt I got for Christmas:
Kid: Dad, what are clouds made of?
Dad: Linux servers, mostly.

itchyd | @itchyd | Jan 26 12:45pm

In reply to @shirleyrawlins "I hate uneven numbers. Me, too. I mean three!" + (show)

I'm a guy.

I hate uneven parallel bars.

geekygirl9 | @geekygirl9 | Jan 26 12:46pm

Cat owner 1: No one beats my cats when it comes to destroying things. They tear up everything in sight.
Cat owner 2: Mine can do better than that!
Cat owner 1: Huh?
Cat owner 2: Yesterday she tore up a message written in invisible ink.

agedp | @agedp | Jan 26 12:52pm

Frankly, as a blond with an advanced degree, I am tired of and, more importantly, insulted by blond jokes. Substitute "Black" for blond and you will understand.

geekygirl9 | @geekygirl9 | Jan 26 12:53pm

Every time my brother's gone to Barrett Jackson, he's come back exhausted!

Leonard | @jakedduck1 | Jan 26 1:30pm

In reply to @agedp "Frankly, as a blond with an advanced degree, I am tired of and, more importantly, insulted..." + (show)

@agedp
No, I wouldn't be insulted.
I have the ability to laugh at myself. I don't understand why some people take things so seriously.
Jake

Judyinjeans. | @judyingenes | Jan 26 2:13pm

In reply to @agedp "Frankly, as a blond with an advanced degree, I am tired of and, more importantly, insulted..." + (show)

I’m not a blonde and I totally get this and support you 100%. Somethings you just do not say because they are rude, offensive or worse.
If anyone gets their jollies from blonde jokes keep it to themselves, we’re not laughing.

kamama94 | @kamama94 | Jan 26 4:48pm

If you tell the same pun twice, it doubles in sighs.

Justin McClanahan, Moderator | @JustinMcClanahan | Jan 26 5:08pm

I would like to remind members of the Community Guidelines, https://connect.mayoclinic.org/blog/about-connect/tab/community-guidelines/. While the lines get blurred a bit more when telling jokes, we still need to remain respectful and inclusive on Mayo Clinic Connect. As such, a few jokes have been removed. Please keep in mind the guidelines on Mayo Clinic Connect differ than those from a comedic stage.