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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jan 25 10:00am
In reply to @scottij "Did you hear about the computer that accepted too many cookies? It had to take a..." + (show)
@scottij

Did you hear about the computer that accepted too many cookies? It had to take a data dump. (Courtesy of Alexa this morning)

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Funny!

But, please tell Alexa to take her job a bit more
Siri-ously.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jan 25 12:18pm

Christopher Columbus far exceeded all of the EPA's fuel economy standards.

He made it all the way across the Atlantic Ocean on only three galleons.

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Judyinjeans. | @judyingenes | Jan 25 8:05pm

Well guys.. I have a few more dollars. I finally decided to sell my vacuum cleaner.

All it was doing was gathering dust!

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shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | Jan 25 9:53pm

I hate uneven numbers.
Me, too. I mean three!

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shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | Jan 25 9:54pm

I started out with nothing and still have most of it.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jan 26 6:45am
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@judyingenes

Well guys.. I have a few more dollars. I finally decided to sell my vacuum cleaner.

All it was doing was gathering dust!

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I junked mine because it sucked.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jan 26 8:26am
In reply to @shirleyrawlins "I hate uneven numbers. Me, too. I mean three!" + (show)
@shirleyrawlins

I hate uneven numbers.
Me, too. I mean three!

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I also prefer odds, but I can tolerate the occasional odd even, now and then.

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jer22 | @jer22 | Jan 26 9:29am

How true
I had my patience tested. I'm Negative !
The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

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Judyinjeans. | @judyingenes | Jan 26 11:32am
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@itchyd

I junked mine because it sucked.

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😂😂😂

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jan 26 12:30pm
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@jer22

How true
I had my patience tested. I'm Negative !
The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

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I had my dentures tested.

They came back
false-positive.

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