How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jan 19 2:51pm

In reply to @kamama94 "I asked a friend when her birthday is. She replied, March first. So I paraded around..." + (show)

Can't stop laughing at this one ...🤣

Scott R L | @scottrl | Jan 21 4:15pm

Foreign-language pun, a true story.

I don't speak Spanish, despite hispanic heritage. I have nonetheless picked up a bit.
While attending Mass in Spanish one Sunday, the lector read:
"Oh Dios, crea en mí un corazón puro."

But what I heard was
"Oh Dios, crea en mí un corazón burro."

It took me a second. I thought, Why would I want God to give me the heart of a donkey?
Then I realized, of course, it was pure ("puro"), not donkey ("burro").

Anyway, my Tejano friends had a good laugh at my expense when I told them about it.

geekygirl9 | @geekygirl9 | Jan 22 1:15am

Once upon a time, an American exchange student went to Germany and was invited to a party. He ate to his heart's content and then looked at the hostess and said, "Noch mehr, bitte!" to tell her he was full. The lady looked pleased and gave him some more food. Uncomfortable but unwilling to hurt her feelings, he ate and then looked at her again and said, with a little more emphasis on the "noch" this time, "Noch mehr, bitte!" The lady smiled again, and again she gave him another heaping plateful! Very dismayed by this time, the student ate the food and then, knowing he could not possibly eat another bite, said, almost pleadingly, "NOCH MEHR, bitte!" And the lady looked very pleased indeed and gave him another plateful! ("Noch" means "still", not "no", so all the time he was actually saying, "Still more, please!")

itchyd | @itchyd | Jan 22 10:00am

In reply to @scottrl "Foreign-language pun, a true story. I don't speak Spanish, despite hispanic heritage. I have nonetheless picked..." + (show)

'Twould be a fine gift to thee

'Twould set thy spirit free

From the high powers that be

The heart of donkey-oti

shirleyrawlins | @shirleyrawlins | Jan 22 11:40am

Some people exercise before breakfast. I'm watching a TV program I don't like because the remote fell on the floor.

kamama94 | @kamama94 | Jan 24 2:15pm

My brother almost got married several times. He had a bunch of near Mrs.

itchyd | @itchyd | Jan 25 6:50am

Good one, kamama!

You always brighten up my day.

Hope you are doing ok.

scottij | @scottij | Jan 25 7:13am

Did you hear about the computer that accepted too many cookies? It had to take a data dump. (Courtesy of Alexa this morning)

itchyd | @itchyd | Jan 25 9:44am

Mr. Peanut had always carried a cane to protect himself from being assaulted.
But, another nut pointed out that he already was a salted.
So, he said to himself, " Bah! Some good this darned thing did me. Now I wish I'd never shelled out for it!"

So, he replaced the cane with a matching monocle and said "Two monocles!" "What a spectacle that makes!"