Artificial Urinary Sphincter Surgery - A Review

OMG
I just got kicked in the balls by a kangaroo.
I haven't been I this much mental torture since one of my girls made me take her to an Eminem concert.

Thank God for morphine.

All went well, apparently.
But sitting up really hurts the stomach.
Catheter's coming out once I can walk myself to the toilet without falling over.
Surgeon seemed pleased with everything.
Two days in hospital, then escape.