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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Jan 18 3:40pm

The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jan 18 7:22pm
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@kamama94

The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe.

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They flat-out deny the Earth's round, and refuse to argue the point, because if it really is, then their worst spheres have been realized.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jan 18 9:23pm
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@kamama94

When my friend Joyce figured out how to close herself, she re-Joyced

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Put that coffee down. Joyce!

Coffee is for closers, only.

A.B.C., Joyce.

Always. Be. Closing.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jan 18 9:33pm
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@kamama94

The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe.

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FDR was a Flat Earther:

"The only thing we have to fear is ....
sphere itself."

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jan 18 9:39pm
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@kamama94

The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe.

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Atlas often wishes that the Flat Earthers were right.
[shrug, Atlas, shrug]

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jan 18 10:00pm
In reply to @kamama94 "I asked a friend when her birthday is. She replied, March first. So I paraded around..." + (show)
@kamama94

I asked a friend when her birthday is. She replied, March first. So I paraded around her yard then asked her again.

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A lot of people like to celebrate March 14th with a slice of pie.

And, some of them chant "Pie are squared!
Pie are squared!", while they're eating .....

......which is silly....

Everybody knows pie are round.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jan 18 10:22pm
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@kamama94

What is a wok used for? You throw the wok at a wabbit when you don't have a wifle.

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Many orientals customarily include various canine breeds in their diets.

So, be careful if your Korean friend offers to wok your dog!

You don't want to end up between a wok and a charred Spot.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jan 19 9:13am
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@kamama94

Yesterday I ate a clock. It was very time consuming, especially when I went back for seconds.

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I made hours d'oeuvres out of my clock: little open-faced sandwiches, sprinkled with a bit of thyme.

Tasted OK, but my wife lost her favorite timepiece, which ticked her off!

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jan 19 9:23am
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@samclembeau

why does Hans Solo like gum so much?

because it was Chewy.

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That Skywalker kid ended up having a lot of problems.

So, Yoda plans to clone him in hopes of having better Luke next time.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jan 19 9:42am
In reply to @kamama94 "I asked a friend when her birthday is. She replied, March first. So I paraded around..." + (show)
@kamama94

I asked a friend when her birthday is. She replied, March first. So I paraded around her yard then asked her again.

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I brought her a picture of Fredric.

She wasn't amused.

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