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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jan 16 8:43am
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Yesterday I ate a clock. It was very time consuming, especially when I went back for seconds.

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Anybody who'd eat a clock is ....cuckoo!

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jan 17 10:52am
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Yesterday I ate a clock. It was very time consuming, especially when I went back for seconds.

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Yesterday I ate my Rolex .... my weight has gone slightly up-scale ....

I finally got a band for my new watch ... now I'm finding myself strapped for time ....

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Jan 17 2:52pm

I asked a friend when her birthday is. She replied, March first. So I paraded around her yard then asked her again.

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Jan 17 2:58pm

When my friend Joyce figured out how to close herself, she re-Joyced

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Jan 17 6:16pm
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When my friend Joyce figured out how to close herself, she re-Joyced

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Oops. It should read, clone herself.

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Jan 17 6:17pm

When my friend Joyce figured out how to clone herself, she re-Joyced. (Sorry for the typo)

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jan 18 9:29am

The other day a guy came up to me and said, "Excuse me, but, can you tell me how far it is to the sun, roughly speaking?"

I said, "Well, roughly speaking, it's about 92 million miles, you no-good, lousy, snake-in-the-grass son-of -a-bitch!"

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jan 18 9:31am
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When my friend Joyce figured out how to clone herself, she re-Joyced. (Sorry for the typo)

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More of a repro error than a typo ....😊

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jan 18 9:49am
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@kamama94

When my friend Joyce figured out how to close herself, she re-Joyced

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Not being able to close herself, was quite
ajar-ring for poor Joyce.

But, after Joyce finally closed herself, she next set out to clothes herself, which disappointed all the guys in town.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jan 18 9:57am
In reply to @kamama94 "I asked a friend when her birthday is. She replied, March first. So I paraded around..." + (show)
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I asked a friend when her birthday is. She replied, March first. So I paraded around her yard then asked her again.

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The 4th day of the 5th month is now commonly referred to as "Star Wars Day".

"May the 4th be with you"

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