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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Jan 7 12:57pm
In reply to @itchyd "Now, that is clever, Herr Kapitan! Speaking of sevens, a long time back, when I was..." + (show)
@itchyd

Now, that is clever, Herr Kapitan!

Speaking of sevens, a long time back, when I was a practicing drunk, a nice cold
seven & seven was a fave.
Now, with that drink, if you take one seven and remove the "s" and add a "t" to the other one, then you're even steven.

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I was a practicing drunk a long time back also. My fave was seven & seven and everything else, LOL

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jan 7 2:15pm

Hi kamama,

Hope you're gettin' along OK. Life's full of pain.

My favorite line from the bad old daze was:

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"

A lot of years, it felt like I had both!

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Jan 11 12:51pm

My buddy said he threw a stick 5 miles and his dog still managed to bring it back. Seems a little farfetched

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jan 12 6:47am

Going 7 days with no food makes one weak.

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samclembeau | @samclembeau | Jan 12 8:49am

why does Hans Solo like gum so much?

because it was Chewy.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jan 13 7:02am
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@samclembeau

why does Hans Solo like gum so much?

because it was Chewy.

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May the farce be with you !

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jan 13 7:11am
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My buddy said he threw a stick 5 miles and his dog still managed to bring it back. Seems a little farfetched

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I said the same thing when my buddy told me he surfed a 100 foot wave in a hurricane.

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Jan 14 12:55pm

What is a wok used for? You throw the wok at a wabbit when you don't have a wifle.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Jan 15 9:08am

Elmer never did get enough credit for his wit.

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Jan 16 3:48am

Yesterday I ate a clock. It was very time consuming, especially when I went back for seconds.

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