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@frances007

in reply to @itchyd

Have you heard about the conspiracy between the nose and the mouth? They’ve got us all breathing!

I have a brief story. In November I invited a former neighbor to move in with me for 6 months while he works here locally as a tax preparer. After finding out he was watching me sleep, I decided he had to leave for obvious reasons. However, he did mention I was breathing with my mouth open, and suggested I put a piece of tape over my mouth. I was not snoring, but did mention it to my doctor. A recent CT scan revealed a deviated septum on the left side, which explains my breathing "method." I will soon be seeing an ENT specialist to discuss surgery. So while the guy was a creep, I did learn something new and why I keep getting these chronic sinus infections. I suppose I should thank the guy for telling me what I was doing while asleep, but I will not because god only knows what he was doing while watching me sleep, and on multiple occasions. I did not sleep for the entire three weeks after he told me this and finally he left after I told him if he wanted to stay he had to wear a mask, which I knew he would not because he did not believe in viruses. When I asked him to wash his hands when he came inside, he told me I was germaphobic. I told him I had to be careful because I have no immune system, and therefore hand washing was important and simply basic hygiene. And while he claimed not to believe in science or medicine, I found a bottle of Viagra on the floor in my bedroom after he left. Go figure.

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Replies to "in reply to @itchyd Have you heard about the conspiracy between the nose and the mouth?..."

Guy was watching you sleep, eh?

I had a boss who did that with me.

Very annoying ... and hard on my career!

There may be divided opinion on whether it's Divine intervention that the deviant divined your own deviation.

Who nose?

Happy new year!

Yikes, what a story!