Yeah, I bought a house in that new subdivision, Reality Estates. It's great! They named all the streets after real-life situations, instead of phony stuff like "Autumn Sunrise Place".

They've got big plans for this subdivision, you know. They want to build a mixed-use area. In fact, they're planning to build restaurants and even a hotel. They've got a great spot for it. It's down at the end of Lonely Street. There's no name for the hotel yet, but I'm sure they'll think of something.

Want to come to my housewarming party? Here's how to get there.
First, you'll enter the development by making a left on Envy Street.
Straight ahead two blocks until you come to Road to Ruin. Make a right.
Keep going down the Road to Ruin, through the part where all the other "R" streets are. Regret Lane, Refinance Avenue, Remorse Way, and Repossession Road.

Just keep driving until you see a cul de sac on your left. Turn there. That's my street, Divorce Court. I'm the third house on the right.

If you miss that turn, don't worry. Most everything in Reality Estates leads to Divorce Court.

See you there Saturday. About 8. Bring some liquor, wouldya? Thanks.