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Where does a ghost go on vacation? Maliboo! Who do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghouls best friend! Why don’t mummies have friends? Because they’re too wrapped up in themselves… and hats a vampires favorite fruit? Neck-rines… What’s a vampires favorite ice cream? Vein-illa! What do witches get when their shoes are too tight? Candy Corns!
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Why did Dracula have to give up smoking in bed?
He started having coffin fits.
Why did Casper finally stop hitting on Wendy?
She told him he didn't stand a ghost of a chance.
Why did Frosty finally stop hitting on Karen?
She told him he didn't have a snowball's chance in hell.
Vlad Dracula was the first and worst mass murderer in Wallachia.
All the others impaled by comparison.
What Beatles song do witches like best?
Wiccan Work It Out.
Why didn't the invisible man's alibi hold up in court?
He didnt appear to be telling the truth and the judge could see right through him.
Vampire slayers always make sure they impale their victims all the way through to the ground ... otherwise the stakes are just too high.
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What kind of spooks do chickens fear the most?
Poultrygeists