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I always take life with a grain of salt. Plus, a slice of lemon. And a shot of tequila.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."

I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

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itchyd | @itchyd | Oct 17, 2023

Hey, calendar lady. If it'd been a leap year you would've probably gotten away with it.

Of course, I could be jumping to conclusions about that.

One of my favorite jokes came from the movie, "Fargo":

Did you hear about the guy who couldn't afford vanity plates so he changed his name to
VBX-15365?