How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Famous Groucho Marx line"

"I once shot an elephant in my pajamas.

How it got in my pajamas, I have no idea."

I before E except when your foreign neighbor, Keith, receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters.

What do you call a Christmas wreath made with $100 bills? Aretha Franklins

...many a true word is spoken in jest !

You are so right Leonard but I must say was sent to me by my daughter , will tell her to raise the bar !

....good thing I wasnt eating when read this one, would have choked, been a long miserable day and just read this and had one of those stifled laughs - almost choked! hahaha

....that's so weird !

A man buys a horse and buggy from a church pastor. The pastor tells him that in order to get the horse to move you need to say, "Praise the Lord." And the horse will start pulling. And when you want to stop, you say, "Amen."
So, the man gets on the buggy and says, "Giddy up." But the horse doesn't budge. Then he remembers the correct command, yells out, "Praise the Lord," and the horse starts pulling the buggy. He says it again and it starts moving even faster. Suddenly he notices that he is headed directly towards the edge of a cliff. So, he yells. "Whoa," but the horse doesn't stop. He's beginning to panic and yells out every conceivable command to stop the horse, but to no avail.
He has now accepted his fate and begins to pray - "Our Father, who art in heaven...." he gets to the end of the prayer and says, "Amen." And suddenly the horse stops within inches of going off the cliff. And with a sigh of relief he yells, "Praise the Lord!"

No really...but your battery may have to be charged...just thinkin.

Then would it be guilty as charged?

That's a great idea!