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How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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I noticed the person before me on gas pump 3 bought $1 worth. Where were they going? To pump 4?

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Sep 1, 2023

Godzilla and his allergy-prone monster friend were visiting Washington, DC, when the friend reached for the capital building to have as a snack. "Don't eat that!" Godzilla screamed. "It has nuts in it!"

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Sep 1, 2023

You have to be my age to get this, maybe:

The neighbor kid asked me the other day, "Where is Walla Walla?"
I replied, "Between 'Ting Tang' and 'Bing Bang.'"

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Sep 1, 2023

I never carpool to the doctor's office, I'm afraid I'll get trapped in a tunnel and not be able to get out with all the other people there. My doctor calls this carpool tunnel syndrome.

(Sorry, couldn't resist.)

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Sep 1, 2023

"Nurse" - the first person some people see after saying, "Hold my beer and watch this."

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Valerie | @lacy2 | Sep 1, 2023
In reply to @kamama94 "You have to be my age to get this, maybe: The neighbor kid asked me the..." + (show)
@kamama94

You have to be my age to get this, maybe:

The neighbor kid asked me the other day, "Where is Walla Walla?"
I replied, "Between 'Ting Tang' and 'Bing Bang.'"

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double Like !

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Sep 1, 2023

What Johann Sebastian said when he got on his horse should remind you of a once-popular country-western song.
He said, "I'm Bach in the saddle again. . ."

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kamama94 | @kamama94 | Sep 1, 2023
In reply to @kamama94 "I'm not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin" + (show)
@kamama94

I'm not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin

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Sorry part of this post is missing. It should've read that I rearranged my spice cabinet against my wife's wishes. I'm not in trouble yet but the thyme is cumin.

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lyndac1027 | @lyndac1027 | Sep 2, 2023
In reply to @kamama94 "You have to be my age to get this, maybe: The neighbor kid asked me the..." + (show)
@kamama94

You have to be my age to get this, maybe:

The neighbor kid asked me the other day, "Where is Walla Walla?"
I replied, "Between 'Ting Tang' and 'Bing Bang.'"

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I can’t remember what I had for breakfast, but I remember every word of this song!

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captboat | @captboat | Sep 2, 2023
In reply to @kamama94 "Godzilla and his allergy-prone monster friend were visiting Washington, DC, when the friend reached for the..." + (show)
@kamama94

Godzilla and his allergy-prone monster friend were visiting Washington, DC, when the friend reached for the capital building to have as a snack. "Don't eat that!" Godzilla screamed. "It has nuts in it!"

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How true from a former Washingtonian…

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