HI,everyone! Here's a gauntlet thrown, a challenge offered:

About the lady answering the door with a bird on her head...

I feel like there must be a joke / one liner /pun about this situation in combination with the old expression about "a bird in hand is worth 2 in the bush." Something like, "a bird on the head is..." Seems like it should be low-hanging joke fruit, but I can't come up with anything...How about youse?

HAHA- have fun wracking your brains! --- about something other than illness :), nice change of pace, no?