2 alligators, one of them twice the size of the other, were sunning themselves on the lake shore. The smaller one said, "We're the same age, why are you bigger then I am?"
The bigger alligator said, "I eat right."
"What do you eat?" inquired the smaller alligator.
"I eat politicians," replied the bigger one.
"I don't understand," complained the smaller one, "I eat politicians, too."
The larger one said, "You're not getting enough nutrition, though. How do you catch them?"
"I grab the politican by the ankles and shake the crap out of him or her."
"Well, there's the problem," explained the larger alligator, "because when you shake the crap out of a politician, all you have left is a briefcase and a lot of hot air."