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This is not a joke - just life with 2 little boys. My daughter went to the grocery store the other evening, and returned to Dad reporting "Little peed on Big's head."
Turning to the boys, she asked 'What?'
B: I was kneeling down looking at a grasshopper.
L: I was trying to pee on the grasshopper. His head got in the way.
Never mind that peeing in the yard is not allowed! You just can't make this stuff up.
Maybe these will brighten your day 🙃
Why did the doctor laugh at the X-ray? Because it was humerus.
I’ve got a disease where I can’t stop telling airport jokes. The doctor says its terminal.