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How about a laugh, (hopefully)
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@lagrange 5
“I hope this is not too heavy.”
I’d rather have an anvil tied around my neck.
A previous forum said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand.
Cut me some slack my friend. every once in a while throw in a simple joke, OK.
Remember the acronym KISS!!
Are you going to explain it? I hope,
Jake
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Two golf buddies agreed that when one died the other would somehow get a message to him regarding what it was like "up there". One dies and true enough he comes back in a dream and tells his buddy that it's great up there. There's even golf. His sleeping friend was delighted and said so. His pal went on to say "that's the good news, the bad news is you have a T off time at 9 tomorrow".
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@jakedduck1
I agree that we are getting too philosophical in this thread. So here is a philosophical joke for you.
What do you get if you cross a philosopher with a godfather?
An offer you can't understand.
And for you and everyone else....George Burns once said that, when he was young, the Dead Sea was just sick.
You're welcome
FL Mary