Mrs. O'Reilly went to the doctor for a check up and the doctor said he wanted a specimen from her to bring back next week.
Mrs. O'reilly didn't want to appear ignorant as to what a specimen is so when she got home she asked her husband who was sitting in his rrecliner reading the paper in his underwear.
"Hey, Vito" she yelled, "What's a specimen? The doctor said I gotta bring him a specimen next week".
Vito barely looked up and replied, "How the heck would I know. Go ask Mrs. Magillicuddy at the end of the hall. She claims to know everything".
So Mrs. O'Reilly trudged from her apartment down the hall to Mrs. Magillicuddy's.
Half an hour later she came back and her dress was torn, her hair was a mess and she had scratches on her arms.
"What the hell happened to you?" Vito shouted.
"Well I asked Mrs. Magillicuddy what a specimen was, she told me to go pee in a bottle and I said well then you go crap in the lake and the fight was on.