3 days since the last funny post! You slackers!
Where is everybody?
I guess I'll have to go to "You Twit Face" for some companionship and relief from my medicare selection exertions...
No, I'll be insufferable and share a story about my child!

Way back when, I was teaching my daughter to say the "Hail Mary," a Roman Catholic prayer that includes the line, "Blessed art thou among women."
My daughter said, "Blessed are towels among women..." Made sense to me.

Here's another one:
My brother and his family hosted a Japanese exchange student by the name of Koh'-sue-way. My daughter called her "Clothes away." Made sense to me.

You guys better get on the job and post something that is actually funny, or I'll tell more anecdotes like those above...

Seriously, though, I hope that everyone is safe and sound and is feeling as well as possible. : )