Good morning, jokesters! (FL Mary, that's a great salutation)

I'm working on a comeback for FL Mary's parallel lines joke, which was very funny...
Meanwhile, I'll go on a tangent with this joke I stole from another source.

It's turkey hunting season.
Old man says: I shot my first turkey yesterday. Scared everyone in the frozen food section.

(I'm in a tough spot physically and mentally right now, and so I really extra-appreciate the jokes. Yesterday, I went to PT then slept most of the day. That's why I didn't harass you-all.)

Thanks! Have a great day, jokesters!