How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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annewoodmayo | @annewoodmayo | Feb 25, 2023

In reply to @jakedduck1 "@imallears Oh, now I get it. I can't believe I was so dense. Jake" + (show)

Jake, you are NOT "dense." You are literal. What you see is what you get. Puns are deceptive. A lot of times, I don't get puns that I hear, but I can get the ones that I read. It's just a processing issue. : ) Have a good weekend!

annewoodmayo | @annewoodmayo | Feb 25, 2023

In reply to @loribmt "Now, who’s the clever one!?! You’re running circles around me! ⭕️ This has been great fun...." + (show)

Lori and Lagrange,
I think you have the math/science puns triangulated.

And none of the jokes can divide the readership by unpleasantness.

I'm trying to work in "fractions," but I keep arriving at "factions." Math facts??

Lagrange 5 | @lagrange5 | Feb 25, 2023

In reply to @annewoodmayo "Lori and Lagrange, I think you have the math/science puns triangulated. And none of the jokes..." + (show)

You are very kind.
When it comes to triangles, I try not to be obtuse.

annewoodmayo | @annewoodmayo | Feb 26, 2023

In reply to @lagrange5 "You are very kind. When it comes to triangles, I try not to be obtuse." + (show)

Bud-da-bing!

I am acutely aware of and enjoy your wit!

Have a nice Sunday, everyone! You can spend the rest of it contemplating how to work "isosceles" into a sentence.
The gauntlet is thrown. Haha

imallears | @imallears | Feb 26, 2023

In reply to @annewoodmayo "Bud-da-bing! I am acutely aware of and enjoy your wit! Have a nice Sunday, everyone! You..." + (show)

@annewoodmayo

The Greek philanderer Isosceles said “There are three sides to every triangle.”

FL Mary

Lagrange 5 | @lagrange5 | Feb 26, 2023

In reply to @imallears "@annewoodmayo The Greek philanderer Isosceles said “There are three sides to every triangle.” FL Mary" + (show)

Thank you, FL Mary, for saving the day.
And here's to you, Anne, for encouraging us.

Clearly when it comes to triangles, you can both be

...

right.

Lori, Volunteer Mentor | @loribmt | Feb 26, 2023

In reply to @lagrange5 "Thank you, FL Mary, for saving the day. And here's to you, Anne, for encouraging us...." + (show)

Seems we’ve gone off on a tangent, working these math jokes from every angle and only covered a fraction of the possibilities. No clear winner…we’re all on an even plane.
The common denominator being that we all enjoy pi!
Speaking of pi…
Mathematician: Pi R squared
Baker: No! Pie are round, cakes are square

Lagrange 5 | @lagrange5 | Feb 26, 2023

In reply to @loribmt "Seems we’ve gone off on a tangent, working these math jokes from every angle and only..." + (show)

Lori, it looks with that last post you have decimated many and outnumbered the remainder.
If you partner with someone, they can
...
sine
on with you, or
...
cosine.

annewoodmayo | @annewoodmayo | Feb 27, 2023

In reply to @imallears "@annewoodmayo The Greek philanderer Isosceles said “There are three sides to every triangle.” FL Mary" + (show)

Haha!
I had to read this one twice! First time, my mind glossed to "philosopher," not "philanderer." It's really funny, if you read the words correctly!

I must say that this use of "isosceles" was masterful, not elemental!

(Hey, folks, we now have the entire periodic table to pun around with...Haha! Another challenge!)