How about a laugh, (hopefully)

Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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@loribmt

I’d say they’re increasing exponentially. 😅

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Maybe it's an arithmetic progression.

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An elderly man wanted to relive his youth so he bought a new, red convertible with all the accessories and was taking it for a spin down the highwy with his grey hair blowing in the wind and a big smile on his face when suddenly, in the middle of the road he saw this pig standing there. He slammed on his brakes, got out and looked around to see if there was a farm nearby. Nope. So he put the pig in the passenger seat, buckled it in and sped away to find a place to take the poor pig.
He was going so fast a state trooper roared up behind him and had him pull over. "Do you know you were speeding over the limit?" then he saw the pig in the front seat and said incredulously "What are you doing with that pig in your car?" The driver explained the situation and asked the trooper if he knew where he could take the pig. "Well, take him to the circus. They have animals there and they might take the pig". So he did.
The next day the trooper saw the red convertible again with the pig in the front seat wearing a baseball cap. Out of curiosity the trooper stopped him and asked why he didn't take the pig to the circus and why is the pig wearing a baseball cap? "I did go to the circus " he laughed "and we had such a good time today we went to the ball game." BADABOOM, DRUM ROLL

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I don’t think I’ll ever catch onto the math joke I didn’t get the 19 2021 joke either.
I guess I am joke illiterate.
We got 9” of rain last year and 2” this year, impressive huh.
I read some kiddie riddles yesterday and actually got a couple. Thanks for the pictures Lori & Jim.
I liked the new jokes. Keep some simple for me.
Jake

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@imallears

19 and 20 got into a fight. 21

FL Mary

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@imallears
Oh, now I get it. I can't believe I was so dense.
Jake

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@jakedduck1

@imallears
Oh, now I get it. I can't believe I was so dense.
Jake

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@jakedduck1

You are not alone....showed it to several people today and texted and it did not hit them until later. I got it right away. I wonder why.

FL Mary

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@jakedduck1

I don’t think I’ll ever catch onto the math joke I didn’t get the 19 2021 joke either.
I guess I am joke illiterate.
We got 9” of rain last year and 2” this year, impressive huh.
I read some kiddie riddles yesterday and actually got a couple. Thanks for the pictures Lori & Jim.
I liked the new jokes. Keep some simple for me.
Jake

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@jakedduck1

Not to worry Leonard.....five out of four people have a problem with math.

Fl Mary

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@lagrange5

Maybe it's an arithmetic progression.

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Yes, they’re approaching infinity…squared! ☄️

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@loribmt

Yes, they’re approaching infinity…squared! ☄️

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Lori, you are very clever and quick witted. Hard to top "infinity...squared". Kudos!

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My new email password is the last 8 digits of pi.

The rest of my passwords are protected by amnesia.

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@lagrange5

My new email password is the last 8 digits of pi.

The rest of my passwords are protected by amnesia.

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Now, who’s the clever one!?! You’re running circles around me! ⭕️

This has been great fun. 😊

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