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Posted by Leonard @jakedduck1, Dec 31, 2018

I believe laughter is the best medicine. Laughter has actually been scientifically proven to help people with depression issues.
Let’s give it a try so we can all get happy and feel better. Many Epilepsy forums I’ve been on had joke sections. I was probably the biggest joke of all since I didn’t get a lot of the jokes. They said the jokes couldn’t be above 4th grade level for me to understand them so my jokes may be rather simplistic but let’s give it a try.
Have a lovely day everyone,
Jake

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John, Volunteer Mentor | @johnbishop | Feb 24, 2023
In reply to @loribmt "It’s going to be a couple of months before I can get some new ducky pictures..." + (show)
@loribmt

It’s going to be a couple of months before I can get some new ducky pictures for you, Jake. I’m in Florida and Wisconsin is still the frozen tundra for another 2 months…no duckies! But here are some water bird pictures that I hope will at least give you a feather-fix for now. 🦆

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I'm liking the seagull environment right about now Lori 🥶. I think even my feathered and furry friends would agree. Hoping the duckies come home in 1 month 😁
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Lori, Volunteer Mentor | @loribmt | Feb 24, 2023
In reply to @johnbishop "I'm liking the seagull environment right about now Lori 🥶. I think even my feathered and..." + (show)
@johnbishop

I'm liking the seagull environment right about now Lori 🥶. I think even my feathered and furry friends would agree. Hoping the duckies come home in 1 month 😁

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Awww. Even the Cardinal looks a little putout with the snow flakes on his little head! That’s a really good picture of the squirrel! Did you get as much as predicted? My daughter in Mpls said they only got 12 or so, not the full 18 +. Glad it wasn’t as nasty as predicted. The way the water is being sucked up from the gulf the past 2 days it’s enough to fuel some pretty big storms to the rest of the nation!

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imallears | @imallears | Feb 24, 2023
In reply to @loribmt "I stubbed my toe and my Mom shouted at me for yelling, “What the duck!” She..." + (show)
@loribmt

I stubbed my toe and my Mom shouted at me for yelling, “What the duck!”

She was angry that I used fowl language

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@loribmt

Oh groan lol

FL Mary

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Lori, Volunteer Mentor | @loribmt | Feb 24, 2023
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@imallears

@loribmt

Oh groan lol

FL Mary

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Geeeesh, this is a tough crowd!! 😂😂. I need new material, I guess.

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John, Volunteer Mentor | @johnbishop | Feb 24, 2023
In reply to @loribmt "Awww. Even the Cardinal looks a little putout with the snow flakes on his little head!..." + (show)
@loribmt

Awww. Even the Cardinal looks a little putout with the snow flakes on his little head! That’s a really good picture of the squirrel! Did you get as much as predicted? My daughter in Mpls said they only got 12 or so, not the full 18 +. Glad it wasn’t as nasty as predicted. The way the water is being sucked up from the gulf the past 2 days it’s enough to fuel some pretty big storms to the rest of the nation!

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We got around 5 or 6 inches Tuesday afternoon and during the night. It lulled Wednesday long enough for me to clear the driveway and sidewalk then we got an additional 6 or 7 inches. It seemed like 12+ but hard to tell with the wind.

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annewoodmayo | @annewoodmayo | Feb 24, 2023

Jake,
How about, "He was arrested for possession 'of instruments of' Math Instruction."

I thought the joke was a gas! OOps, gas is science, not math.
And a fabulous reply: "does not compute," indeed!

Thanks for the laughs, everybody! Have a great weekend!

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annewoodmayo | @annewoodmayo | Feb 24, 2023
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@lagrange5

It just didn't add up.

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HAhaha! And yet another good pun!

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annewoodmayo | @annewoodmayo | Feb 24, 2023
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@imallears

Did you know that diarrhea is heredity?

It runs in your jeans.

FL Mary

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Gross! but really funny!

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Lagrange 5 | @lagrange5 | Feb 24, 2023
In reply to @loribmt "Minus the fact that apparently they aren’t funny. 😉" + (show)
@loribmt

Minus the fact that apparently they aren’t funny. 😉

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The posts for this humorous thread seem to be

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multiplying.

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Lori, Volunteer Mentor | @loribmt | Feb 24, 2023
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@lagrange5

The posts for this humorous thread seem to be

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multiplying.

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I’d say they’re increasing exponentially. 😅

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