A newspaper reporter was doing a story of an 80 year ‘young’ woman who had recently married for the 4th time. He’d asked her all kinds of questions, one being, what does her current husband do for a living. She replied “That he’s a funeral director and just the most sweet and patient man.”
That got the curiosity of the young reporter so he asked what her previous husbands did. She said, “Well, my first husband was a banker. We had a very wealthy and happy life. He died way too soon. My second husband was so much fun, he was a Circus Ring Master. There was never a dull moment. My third husband, believe it or not was a minister! He was the dearest man and we had many happy years together.”
The reporter looked so surprised by the fact that none of these men had anything in common. What had attracted her to such a diverse group of husbands? “Well” she said, “I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready…”