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@jakedduck1

An atheist was walking through the woods. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.

He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him.

He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer.

He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him,reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"

Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.

"You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident."

"Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?"

"Very well," said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed.

And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head and spoke:

"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."

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@jakedduck1

That’s awesome! Sending that one all around the town.

FL Mary

That is so wonderful! I laughed so hard I cried. I too know God works in mysterious ways. Being here now is 100% proof. I believe HE can ,continues to keep His eye on all of us. I believe that Guy in the forest just might be there too, AS HE REALIZED HIS LIFE LONG TRAGIC MISTAKE!!!!! We will all need to wait here until HE calls us home. I look forward to that day, yet Truly enjoy everyday HE has given me to be here on earth with Family and friends ellisa

So funny! Share this one at the table. Before we said grace!!