Somewhere out there, a cowboy is missing in action 🤣
An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna
hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you
tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it's only fair, given that you are blind, that
you should know five things:
-- The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
-- The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.
-- I'm a 6-foot tall, 175 pound blond woman with a black belt in Karate.
-- The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
-- The lady to your right is a blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously Cowboy...Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
"No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times..."
@johnbishop
Groan…..that blind cowboy’s not so smart…is he.?
FL Mary